Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
It knew how to quickly make change.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why do bees buzz?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?