Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
It knew how to quickly make change.
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How are mountains able to see?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?