What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Cinco de Mayo.
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why do orcas love to gossip?