What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do jokesters study in college?
What condiment has wings?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?