What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What kind of books do boats write?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?