What is a tire's stance on economics?
They're pro-inflation.
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Which relative loves rice?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?