Why did the tree need to take a nap?
For-rest.
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
How do birds threaten one another?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What is the strongest animal?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?