How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Five Guys®.
What did the stair machines call each other?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Which insect is the smartest?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?