Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
He acted how he felt in the spur of the moment!
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What tea do footballers drink?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Which music festival was full of lumber?