Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Their relationship was too rocky.
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How do you arrest a pig?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What animal loves Indian food?
When do mice play every day?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?