Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Their relationship was too rocky.
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?