Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck.
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why was the math book sad?