Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck.
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
How do birds threaten one another?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?