Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
It goes good with the traffic jam.
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?