Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
It goes good with the traffic jam.
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Surprise!!!!
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What is a cow's dream job?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?