Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
It lost all its pedals.
What did the painter say to the wall?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What day is your mom always right?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do bees say in the summer?
What animals love to close envelopes?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?