Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
He realized it was a rice cake.
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why are maps such great therapists?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?