Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
He realized it was a rice cake.
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What does a female lion call her mate?