What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Pulp fiction.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What's a henway?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
When does a horse talk?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What did the confused bee say?
When do cows get tired?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?