What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Pulp fiction.
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Which relative loves rice?