Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever BUGS them.
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Can February March?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
How does the moon cut her hair?
How does dinner smell?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you call a Zen egg?