What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics.
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Which family member has tusks?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What was the first animal in space?
What words make the best athletes?