What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics.
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What's E.T. short for?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call a dog in space?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?