Why did the echo get detention?
It kept talking back to the teacher.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why is winter considered holy?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
How is cat food sold?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What did the sick chicken say?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?