Why did the echo get detention?
It kept talking back to the teacher.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?