Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Bats have rabies.
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?