Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Bats have rabies.
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do math teachers eat?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Surprise!!!!
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's a cow's favorite music note?