Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Halle Berry.
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Which insect makes the best father?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?