What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
A blueberry shake.
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Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why do porcupines always win the game?