What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
A blueberry shake.
Why did the fish blush?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Which bug is related to you?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Which is the worst season?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why are grandkids so great?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?