What do you call a flying police officer?
A helicopper!
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What's the most athletic footwear?
When does a horse talk?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?