What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
A T-shirt.
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?