What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
A T-shirt.
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why is summer always sad?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What animal has the most fun?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do bees say in the summer?
How do you drive a man crazy?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?