What do you do when two snails fight?
Let them slug it out.
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
It's allergy season again?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?