What do you do when two snails fight?
Let them slug it out.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Which relative loves rice?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
How do you make a bandstand?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?