Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
Why was the mime upset?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why don't ants get sick?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why are turtles so shy?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?