Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?