How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in winter!
Why is summer always sad?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?