What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Udder nonsense.
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you call a short cow?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?