Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
His parents were in a jam.
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why is a doctor always calm?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
How long do chickens work?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?