Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Because he was known as a hard case.
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Which animals make the best football players?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What did summer say to spring?