What is Santa's favorite dessert?
HoHos®.
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Bears love exotic cars.
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?