What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What animals make the best baseball players?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?