What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?