What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
They get fili-busted.
What does an evil hen lay?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
How long do chickens work?
What kind of bird can write?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What is the most adorable season?