What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
They get fili-busted.
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?