What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
The aqua-marines!
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you give a sick pig?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?