Why is the number 4 so smart?
It memorized the quadratic equation.
What does an evil hen lay?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why do cows go to New York?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?