Why is the number 4 so smart?
It memorized the quadratic equation.
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What car always breaks the rules?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?