Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Because he literally bit the dust.
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Where does cheese invest its money?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?