Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Because he literally bit the dust.
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do Scottish toads play?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?