What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
I otter do that!
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What game do mice love to play?