What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Let It Snow!
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do Scottish toads play?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?