Which animal is the most religious?
A chip-monk!
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
How did the mermaid call her friends?