What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Samson.
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
How do you make antifreeze?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why do two skunks argue?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
How do you get kids to do something?