What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Samson.
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did electricity win the race?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?