What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
They need a good batter!
What are the strongest days of the week?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why do trees try new things so often?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do naked fish play with?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?