What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
They need a good batter!
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the turkey join the band?