Where do hands go on vacation?
Palm Springs.
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?