Where do hands go on vacation?
Palm Springs.
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why do two skunks argue?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
How does dinner smell?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why are grandkids so great?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What fish loves to play in a band?