What car always breaks the rules?
A Nissan Rogue.
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
How did the vampire start his letter?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What's the beach's favorite movie?