Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Behind the plate.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why do all the planets get along?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call bears with no ears?