What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?