What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
What does a dog say before eating?
Why are stones so good at music?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Which state has the best streets?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
How can you make 7 even?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?