What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why don't ants get sick?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Which bug is related to you?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why do all the planets get along?