What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What is a table you can eat?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?