What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Scare Canada!
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What are you studying in math?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?