What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
A book just fell on my head.
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What dogs are always lying to you?