What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
How was the wedding?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
How do you grill cheese?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Families are like fudge.
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Bears love exotic cars.
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call a household of counselors?