Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
He traveled a lot.
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?