Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
He has a green thumb.
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What condiment has wings?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why do bees buzz?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?