How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
With a floodlight.
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
How do snowmen get information?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?