Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Because monkey see, monkey do.
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why are stones so good at music?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?