Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Because monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?