Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
They're just two-tired.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
How was the wedding?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?