Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
They're just two-tired.
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do fairies always drink?
What is another name for a cow?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?